萧琰沉默了一瞬。
他莫名将手机放回口袋,打算无视它。
然而在和齐漠相距两步,齐总喊人的嘴都张开了的时候,手机又发出了“叮!”的一声。
很响亮,很清脆,很悦耳。
手机君仿佛知道没有人会想要理它,发来的语音居然自动播放起来。
齐漠的手机说;“您是财阀继承人,精通六国语言的精英,但很可惜,这六国语言里,不包括中文和英语!”
萧琰的手机说:“您是一个华国人,且精通英语。但很可惜,您的搭档这两种都不会!因此,您与搭档现在面临交流问题,请尽快解决,否则将影响以后任务。PS:请遵守游戏设定,否则超级芥末和崂山白花蛇草水等着您哟~”
尾音自带波浪。
作者有话要说: 齐漠,一个不但自带千万手表,还自带双标以及眼睛不眨坑人技能的男人。
七糖觉得的自己笔下这个节目真的是最省钱的节目组,开局一部手机,剩下全靠幻想,幻想齐漠不会中文和英语,幻想他俩现在面临交流困难问题。
齐漠:天凉了,让节目组破产吧!
楚怀朗:节目组破产就破产,然而我做错了什么???
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①《If It is Not My Portion to Meet Thee in this Life》— Tagore
If it is not my portion to meet thee in this life
then let me ever feel that I have missed thy sight
let me not forget for a moment,
let me carry the pangs of this sorrow in my dreams and in my wakeful hours.
As my days pass in the crowded market of this world and my hands grow full with the daily profits,
let me ever feel that I have gained nothing
let me not forget for a moment,
let me carry the pangs of this sorrow in my dreams and in my wakeful hours.
When I sit by the roadside, tired and panting, when I spread my bed low in the dust,
let me ever feel that the long journey is still before me
let me not forget a moment,
let me carry the pangs of this sorrow in my dreams and in my wakeful hours.